BoJo AI - Api & web archive for the dumbest things Boris Johnson has ever said.

The trouble with campaigning in the wilds of Oxfordshire is that you lose touch with the main battle. I feel lost in the jungle, way up the Nong River, seventy-five clicks beyond the Do Long bridge. We are tiny blobs of flesh and blood crawling on the thin integument of a sphere of boiling rock and metal.

Boris Johnson