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What Boris Johnson thinks about: Music

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

Boris Johnson

22 July 2003 (source)

Mr. Blobby and Beethoven are yokemates of broadcasting destiny.

Boris Johnson

16 September 2008 (source)